do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever had crumbs in your bra
